Dr. Sofen to you.

“I just have a really hard time with social situations where I’m not super familiar.” the girl droned on. “I went to join the gym, I spent ten minutes crying and panicking outside of the door because I was scared of going in, of talking to people, of being judged…”

Karla stared at her, lost in her own thoughts. It wasn’t an interesting case. She couldn’t convince this girl to do anything stupid. Social anxiety. Where was the fun in that? This was a patient that Dr. Karla Sofen only took for the fifty dollars an hour her insurance paid out. She could hardly understand why this woman even bothered going to a therapist. Clearly she was fine. Maybe she wanted drugs. That had to be it.

Karla pulled her pad from her desk. “I’m going to prescribe you a benzodiazepine. Anti-anxiety. It should help you get through social situations easier.” she said with a small, gentle, entirely fake smile. “Same time next week.”

Anonymous asked: You know I was going to look you up for sex therapy but you're more a psych therapist so....

I would be willing to do the proper research. Branch out into different.sorts.of thearpies…

murdockwithoutfear:

…Nah.

noooooooooooo.

i dont have time to write reboot stuff on the weekend. So I’m gonna do it monday.

But the basics are:

-Karla is going to be a shrink hanging out in New York seeing patients and all that (so if any of you need a shrink…)

-Hank I have no clue because I have yet to speak with Emily

-Parker, I have to talk to Tash, but as far as I’m conserned he’s just going to be doing theft and taking care of his mom and daughter like a good, wholesome crime lord.

-Hopefully I get approved for Psylocke and she can just herpderp around the academy.

Anonymous asked: *bends you over and gives you a smack on the ass*

unf. Thank you.

Bruce could probably use a shrink, lets be real. Maybe SHIELD could mandate that he goes to see one or something. (THEN she could hit on him)

Do want… but she’s an awful shrink! She got at least 7 of her patients to kill themselves on purpose.

But this could be a LOT of fun.

And I’m getting a new character… maybe she can hit on him.